The Interview of the Year

I've been receiving a lot of email begging for the release of the interview we did with the Jamster backstage at the Spring BBQ. Well, here you go:

Jamster Chronicles(JC): What is your favorite word?
Jamster: Jam!

JC: What is your least favorite word?
Jamster: Yes or No (pending the situation when hooking up a jam session).

JC: What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
Jamster: Being The Jamster what else?!!

JC: What turns you off?
Jamster: Someone that doesn’t want to jam (absolutely no tolerance) .

JC: What is your favorite curse word?
Jamster: Fuckleberry.

JC: What sound or noise do you love?
Jamster: The tapping of my toe nails during a jam (I can hypnotize you with it).

JC: What sound or noise do you hate?
Jamster: I am haunted by the sounds of wannabe Jamsters looking for a buck.

JC: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Jamster: Other than being The Jamster???? (this question has no purpose in this interview, please remove).

JC: What profession would you not like to do?
Jamster: Snake Feeder

JC: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Jamster: Let’s fuckin jam!!!

JC: Thanks so much for granting us this exclusive interview.
Jamster: It was your pleasure. Next time try to come up with some original material. That was the same crap that Bernard Pivot asked me when I appeared on Bouillon de culture. Then Lipton tried to pull the same crap on Inside the Actor's Studio. I went apeshit. They never aired that episode. Pulled a Billy Joel interview out of their ass at the last minute. Lipton still has a restraining order on me. It was total bullshit. I would rather not talk about it anymore. I'm outta here. Get my Driver.