Rock Bottom!

If you are not sitting down yet, you may want to have a seat. We here at JC are saddened that we have to bring you the news that The Jamster has checked into an exclusive (all-inclusive) substance abuse clinic in an undisclosed location. He was last seen at the Britney Spears After-after Party-party, where after a full day and night of drinking, The Jamster really cut loose and cleared out the bar while forcing the bartenders to keep pouring drinks down his throat. Paris Hilton was quoted after pulling his head out of the toilet, "It was so 'not' hot."

I don't know what else to write about this. I am going to go and sit in the corner and think about the impact this is going to have on the fragile psyches of millions of innocent little wanna-be Jamsters out there, all over the universe. JC out.

Out of control

Reports are starting to trickle in about the Jamster's latest episode of celebrity crash and burn. Once our sources have been verified, we will post shocking photographs of the Jamster at a Britney Spears After-after Party. Until then, here is a photo of the Jamster hanging with some old friends. The Jamster spent the day in his human form with close friends having a some beers and good times...... What ever happened to the Jamster every one from Kansas City to Kazakhstan loved?

The Interview of the Year

I've been receiving a lot of email begging for the release of the interview we did with the Jamster backstage at the Spring BBQ. Well, here you go:

Jamster Chronicles(JC): What is your favorite word?
Jamster: Jam!

JC: What is your least favorite word?
Jamster: Yes or No (pending the situation when hooking up a jam session).

JC: What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
Jamster: Being The Jamster what else?!!

JC: What turns you off?
Jamster: Someone that doesn’t want to jam (absolutely no tolerance) .

JC: What is your favorite curse word?
Jamster: Fuckleberry.

JC: What sound or noise do you love?
Jamster: The tapping of my toe nails during a jam (I can hypnotize you with it).

JC: What sound or noise do you hate?
Jamster: I am haunted by the sounds of wannabe Jamsters looking for a buck.

JC: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Jamster: Other than being The Jamster???? (this question has no purpose in this interview, please remove).

JC: What profession would you not like to do?
Jamster: Snake Feeder

JC: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Jamster: Let’s fuckin jam!!!

JC: Thanks so much for granting us this exclusive interview.
Jamster: It was your pleasure. Next time try to come up with some original material. That was the same crap that Bernard Pivot asked me when I appeared on Bouillon de culture. Then Lipton tried to pull the same crap on Inside the Actor's Studio. I went apeshit. They never aired that episode. Pulled a Billy Joel interview out of their ass at the last minute. Lipton still has a restraining order on me. It was total bullshit. I would rather not talk about it anymore. I'm outta here. Get my Driver.