Monday, April 30, 2007

Bees go Buzz and so does this site!

The response has been amazing so far to this fansite - I want to thank all of the supporters personally. If you didn't get to come to the Opening Night Party in San Francisco, don't fret. In our next post, the Jamster Chronicles will publish our exclusive interview, done backstage at the Spring BBQ.

Also, the Jamster will be releasing his new single - currently untitled, later this Spring. Here at Jamster Chronicles we have an exclusive, perhaps bootlegged, copy of some of the lyrics:

Another Jamster Chronicles exclusive -

I received the lyrics to The Jamster’s unreleased new single – HOT

The jamster is small in stature but he’ll put you in a rapture
With his wit, his hits and his skills on the guit
All of the awards and platinum he will capture
He may win an emmy for the late night skit
He secretly wrote for chris parnell and andy
They keep him on a retainer cuz his rhymin’ skills are handy

PDIDDY would be shitty if it weren't for the kiddie
Who poops tracks like a poodle on a walk in the city
Saved Luda when the duda only wrote cow manure
Designs for Gucci when they need haute couture

So bow down erase the frown you sad unfunny clown
And feel the vibrations from the system when they’re pumpin his sounds
Oh yeah forgot to mention transcon went down
because they f*&ked with the Jamster and his one-jam town

copyright 2007

Where the magic happens


The Jamster likes to cozy up by the fire (note: he has his firewood delivered). In these little fireside sessions the Jamster croons sweet nothings for Mrs. Jamster (not pictured here to protect the identities of the innocent).

Look who is on the Mic now...


Okay Ladies and Gents, this pic just in from a secret source - the scoop on this one is hot. The Jamster came out with a dis record calling out all the popular pop vocalists - top of the list? That's right! Justin Timberlake. Come and get it Mr. Timberlake. The Jamster will eat you for breakfast like you were a tasty plate of huevos rancheros con salsa verde.

Welcome to the Jamster Chronicles


We're here to JAM! For who? The Jamster. Funkiest rodent on the planet. Need I say more? Well, I might.

Here is a live shot that a professional photographer snapped of the Jamster this past weekend at an outdoor gig. The place was packed. You should have been there!